ASIN: B003DA442O
Publisher: Martin P Kerrigan
Pages: 472
The Adventures of Princess Lau Soon to be a movie... A bizarre and fall down laughing journey into a wild fantasy world that makes Lord of the Rings look like Kung Fu Panda. Makes The Matrix look like Minions. The Hitchhiker's Guide look like, well, a paper street directory. A beautiful, determined, yet clueless, Chinese Princess pursues a dangerously stupid quest to recover the lost cows of Holoworld. For without cows, the magnificent, yet tiny, dragons and the subjects of the mighty Chick (yes, Chick) Norris will be thrown into a ceaseless battle that will not end until well after breakfast. Aided and abetted by a handsome god who is possibly an experiment in Artificial Stupidity, a tiny dragon with a bad case of small dragon syndrome and a great white shark named Norman that does not play golf, the Princess must find and defeat the evil Dark Lord who may, or may not, have abducted ...
