ASIN: B004M8RAU4
Publisher: LL Publications
Pages: 254
Not many books can make me laugh aloud. But I can't help giggling at regular intervals reading this series. Slapstick, childish and toilet humor. But delivered with a stroke of genius. My favourite read for a long time. - Verified Purchase ReviewSOMETIMES, EVEN THE BEST VAMPIRES CAN EARN THEMSELVES A GOOD SMACK...Sid Tillsley, forty-six, is an alcoholic benefit fraudster from Middlesbrough. He’s sexist, homophobic, overweight, extremely lazy, and a dogger. However, one thing sets him apart from the rest of his fellow Northerners…He can kill vampires with a single punch.Meanwhile, in Northeast England, a monster has arisen, one that doesn’t subscribe to Tits magazine. A vampire beast stalks the Yorkshire moors, mutilating and destroying everything in its path. The vampire elders fear the Firmamentum has reappeared–a phenomenon that occurs every few millennia when a human and a vampire ...
