Vampire culture has done a lot of things for the real vampire society. Some of it has been good: pickings have never been easier, and choices are more varied than heavily pierced goths with terrible attitudes and more hair gel than is really healthy. Some of it hasn't been. Those swooning girls can get downright annoying sometimes, and it's usually because of their unreasonable expectations.Those unreasonable expectations really bite.---Unreasonable Expectations is a short story vampire satirical comedy, following one vampire's account of his experiences with the vampire and paranormal romance phenomenon. ...