Luhra Tivis
ASIN: B005GYVEHS
Publisher: unknown
Pages: 93
Young lad Fairy Potter lives with Uncle Venom and Aunt Pansy. Awakening in his tastefully decorated closet one morning, Fairy discovers that he has been accepted to the Farout School of Rainbows and Enlightenment. Accompanied by the school's messenger Faggrid, he visits the Freaky Ballgown pub and Astrologic Alley, where he buys school supplies. On the magic bus, Fairy meets Rip Rubbermaid and Harmony Greentea. Arriving at the school, Fairy meets Prof. Mylanta Macrame and Headmaster Elvis Dufflebag. Fairy Potter is soon ensnared in the sordid mysteries surrounding Prof. Queeroldcus and Prof. Starbucks Snafu. But will he find the Something Secret before its too late?