ASIN: B005HB16SC
Publisher: Amazon.com Services LLC
Pages: 361
Probably the only way Lena Carmichael is going to achieve her dream of becoming a cellist with the Los Angeles Philharmonic is to wait until a current cellist drops dead or runs off to Croatia with the bassoonist. In BOOBS OVER HOLLYWOOD, while Lena waits for her big break, she works as a “go-fer” on the cheesy, yet wildly successful reality TV show The McBoob News Hour, where big-haired, big busted women vie for a news anchor position. “Think Barbara Walters, but with really big titties,” quips Tony, Lena’s idiotic boss. Her husband Max, who is opening a chain of Chinese-Mexican fusion restaurants in Southeast Asia, urges her hang up her cello and concentrate on the TV show, because “that’s where the money is.”What keeps her going is her up-coming recital, which could be her big chance to impress representatives from the L.A. Phil. Unfortunately at the event, a fistfight erupts between ...
