ASIN: B006GUUAYE
Publisher: Wordsmith Digital Publishers
Pages: 143
"Marriage," says Billy Crystal, "is the one miracle the Vatican has yet to acknowledge." NO WOMAN DIETS ALONE - THERE'S ALWAYS A MAN BEHIND HER EATING A DOUGHNUT is a hilarious collection of short essays about the misadventures of marriage in which author Kristen Houghton proves that staying married is indeed some sort of cosmic miracle. Nothing is off-limits as she tackles everything from: * dieting: ("I live with a husband I call "The Thin Man" who is the same weight he was in college, believes food is something I should enjoy not avoid, and is firmly convinced that a hot fudge death-by-chocolate sundae at Ice Cream Charlie's solves all life's problems.")* the battle of gender legalese: ("Said property to be owned by Alan Hopper and... Kristen, his wife? That's like saying ...and Lassie, his dog!" ) * surviving her husband's rotating ("I'm switching the handsets on the phones so they ...
