ASIN: B0071R3JWQ
Publisher: Amazon.com Services LLC
Pages: 319
.Can a jackass loser win the hand of his "dream woman," while simultaneously saving the world? Can a grieving husband avenge the brutal murders of his wife and daughter? Will three twisted sisters stamp out humanity as we know it? Is it possible for a giant-headed mutant canine to eat two-hundred pounds of Dog Chow in a single day? Can a short, middle-aged, socially awkward bald man sell enough books to get both hair and personality transplants, and If so, will the (newly) hairily gregarious bastard have enough cashola left over for a much-needed lifetime supply of Viagra? The answers to the first four questions can be found by reading the book ("Witchkillers"). The answer to the last question will largely depend on how many suckers...err...readers wanna know the answers to the first four questions. Hopefully, there'll be a lotta them.Though largely parable and parody, this book is ...
