Publisher: Blirm Publications
In "XI. Thou Shalt Download", the Apostle Paul is the southwestern regional manager for the Burger King Corporation, the Old Testament prophet Elijah ascends into heaven on a jetpack, the Lord's angel feeds wandering prophets with miracle tangerine Jello, and Jesus rebukes Judas with a dish to the head. These and other revelations complete this compendium of five short but incendiary Biblical texts, all of which are at the center of a raging new theological storm. Are they scripturally valid, or are they just some unholy union of a Sunday morning sermon and a Sunday night sugar high? ...