A comic novel by Barnaby Wilde.Retired, bored, bald Tom Fletcher uncovers another dastardly plot to change the laws of probability. Pausing only to take part in a Speed Dating evening, he is soon creating havoc across multiple universes dressed as a duck.Can Tom beat the Smiths? Will he find love? Can he play darts? What's a duck got to do with anything?This book should only be read by people with a sense of the absurd. ...