Jeff Pollard
ASIN: B009TWA5KA
Publisher: unknown
Pages: 239
When Vice President Sarah Palin (Goose) meets Vladimir Putin (Pootsy), she accidentally sets off a chain-reaction of international incidents (Oopsie-daisies) culminating in a Russian attack on Alaska. In the middle of the crisis, President McCain (Maverick) suffers a brain aneurysm (goes insane in the membrane), making Sarah Palin the President of the United States.The Palin family (including Sarah's second pregnant teenage daughter) boards Air Force Two for a historic trip to Washington where she will become the first female President (if you don't count Franklin Pierce) and confront Vladimir Putin head-on. En route to D.C., Air Force Two is hijacked and the Palin family is taken hostage. Can Sarah Go Rogue and save the day?Can Sarah Palin save both her family AND her country? Will she ascend to the highest office in the land? Or will Speaker of the House Nancy "Crazy Eyes" Pelosi ...