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Cliff Hicks
ASIN: B00B2H80BG
Publisher: Amazon.com Services LLC
Pages: 330

Going to Heaven was the worst thing that ever happened to Jake Altford. Escaping Heaven is a darkly comedic novel about a nobody working a dead-end job, living a dead-end life, who learns that death is just the kick start he needed to get a new beginning. After the kind of day that would break anyone's spirits, Jake dies and is taken up to Heaven by a Cherub named Bob. Once there, however, Jake discovers that Heaven is nothing like the brochure (which Bob gives him when he arrives). Long lines, endless paperwork, interviews … all before he even gets into Heaven itself. Once inside, things only keep going downhill. He finds himself looking at an eternity of torture – nothing but macaroni paintings and arts & crafts therapy. So he does what any sane person in his place would do – he decides to break out.Pursued by a multitude of angels, including one with “Born to Kill” etched into his ...
Amazon Rating:
5 stars from 16 ratings