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David Jester
ASIN: B00BJ4XCU6
Publisher: Compulsion Books
Pages: 60

Grastik’s Plastic Princess is a crude and twisted black comedy, set in a curious slice of suburbia.Adam Grastik is a friendless, loveless, middle-aged loner. He’s the typical weirdo next door; never had much luck with women or the human race. Then his dream girl, the love of his miserable life, arrives in the post: a plastic fantastic doll, the answer to all his problems. Unfortunately, he soon discovers that Bethany is not as perfect as he first thought. She’s reckless; leaves crumbs on the floor and refuses to do any housework. On top of that, she refuses to sleep with him -- to consummate their love -- because of a headache, tiredness or stress caused by the idiot stoners next door.
Amazon Rating:
3.5 stars from 52 ratings