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Dave Fymbo
ASIN: B00BL8XADO
Publisher: Amazon.com Services LLC
Pages: 176

For my 30th birthday, I did what every normal person does. I wrote 30 essays and turned them into a book to make a quick buck. In Pie for Breakfast, you’ll find such gems as the time a peach tart ruined my weekend. How for one of my college's final exams, I turned in a drawing of a penis. And of course, the bidet incident. Essays + Confessions:The Camping TripProm NightDoughyUnemployedIdentity TheftLiving In SomniaNine DaysBetween BreadHands DownThe Third TuesdayStupid AmericansSBTBPink HeartOn The Other SideBig ShotExperimenting With LifeThe Time I Fucked Up at SonicEveryone’s A CriticFirst DateWriting The FutureThe Bidet IncidentTrophy CaseRubesThree MinutesFirenzeWhat I Learned In CollegeThe Funeral Procession DilemmaFathers and SonsI Can’t Swallow PillsSurviving a Day at Disney
Amazon Rating:
4.5 stars from 5 ratings