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Isaac Ummin
ASIN: B00BOEVSL6
Publisher: Amazon Digital Services LLC
Pages: 99

** NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN! **A ludicrous, uproarious tale guaranteed to make you gurn, yodel and froth at the ears, or your money back!When Eastend orphan Harry discovers his parents were murdered in mysterious circumstances, he sets off on a quest to track down the despicable culprits.With the help of sex addict Shagrid, mentally challenged Phatt Khunt, seaman Ityeeb Hollux, wizard & chartered accountant Glafnad, and Essex barmaids Chanel, Porsche and Benidorm, he travels through space and time, losing his virginity, and brain, along the way.The posse’s staggering stupidity creates havoc in all the worlds they visit, including Middle Eartham, Transylvania, The USS Enterprise, the Krapitol in Post-Apocalyptic America, a bondage bedroom, a boat full of ferocious animals, and a land of Zombies, Vampires and Werewolves (of which Harry becomes all three).But will he ever learn the secret ...
Amazon Rating:
2.5 stars from 9 ratings