ASIN: B00D3R6JQ6
Publisher: Amazon.com Services LLC
Pages: 465
Hello there. Yes you, hi. I’m Elroy Pat. A detective in a middle-of-nowhere town in Iowa. Well, I used to be a detective. For eight days. Then things kinda just happened. It all started with a murder. Some farmer was killed in his house, big deal. Except he was killed by aliens. So, very big deal. Well, they’re technically not aliens. Like 50% aliens. It’s complicated, trust me. But anyways, they killed him. Oh, and did I mention he was an alien too? Well… also technically he’s not an alien either. But the group he’s a part of, they think they’re aliens. I’d say they’re more like wizards. On account of the fact that they can do things like shoot fire balls out of their hands. And… you know what, I’m just going to stop there. Right where things are about to get interesting…Detective Pat is the quirky, humorous tale of a young man too smart for his own good thrust into the middle of a ...
