ASIN: B00DXHKQHO
Publisher: The Pongid Press
Pages: 55
Hamlet is your ordinary, everyday prince of Denmark. His father’s been murdered, he’s going insane (or not), and he needs to shame his mother, kill the scheming uncle who has usurped his throne, and wipe out half the people in his vicinity to regain his kingdom. But when zombies erupt in Elsinore, his goal becomes even more improbable. Excerpt:Hamlet: The air bites shrewdly, it is very cold.Horatio: It is a nipping and eager air. It draws near the season wherein the spirit was wont to walk. [chidingly] My prince, when Alexander lost his father, he left Macedon and conquered the world. He did not rediscover the child’s misuse of a thumb deep among one’s tonsils.Hamlet: I’m biting my nails. Are you certain you saw him?Hamlet: A figure like your father, armed at point exactly, cap-a-pe, the apparition comes. I knew your father; These hands are not more like.Marcellus: Well ...
