ASIN: B00E6IZZ2K
Publisher: Amazon Digital Services LLC
Pages: 64
There was an eeriness to the stunned silence that came over the packed restaurant on a college football Saturday in 2000 as the previously raucous patrons tried to understand why an apparently drunken Bill Gates had loosed a torrent of curses at the top of his lungs. Mr. Fracas bore an uncanny resemblance to the famous billionaire and generally shared the same calm demeanor as his successful doppelganger, at least until Mr. Fracas’ alcohol-induced Tourette’s Syndrome reared its ugly head, as it tended to do all too often in New Orleans. I distinctly recall a family of four so freaked out that the mother and father threw themselves in front of their children to block their kids from seeing this crazed berserker as they forcibly placed human-hand earmuffs on the kids.This was a typical fantasy football draft day of the dumpster league, one of 17 of these annual occurrences to date. ...
