Ann L. Probe
ASIN: B00EPWDTO8
Publisher: Horny Alien Press
Pages: 26
So you want to sleep with an alien?You’re a brave (read stupid) soul, but if you could film your encounter and post it on your porno site and send us a link, we would be eternally busy … I mean grateful. You’d be providing valuable sights … insights that is, to science. And hey, you’ll be out enjoying the night life and zipping around in a saucer (unless the aliens can’t land because they’re busy servicing your needs).Aliens have been sleeping with mankind throughout history. If you don’t believe me, watch the History Channel. However, just because Cleopatra got the clap from some alien dude, doesn’t mean you shouldn’t reap the rewards of the aliens' many millennia spent studying and satisfying the human race.But which aliens are the best in bed (or in the woods, or in the saucer, or well, you know...?Everyone knows the Gray aliens are masters with power tools, but how are the ...