ASIN: B00F1EREBS
Publisher: Crimson Myth Press
Pages: 355
A drunk wizard. A former apprentice seeking revenge. A troop of oddballs who need some serious help.Please note that these are not kids books! They contain adult themes, adult humor, and mild adult language.Whizzfiddle the wizard has a problem. His past apprentice, the vindictive Treneth of Dahl, has brought up legislation claiming Whizzfiddle has never completed a quest to the letter of the contract. The Wizards' Guild deliberates and sentences Whizzfiddle to find a quest, get it contracted, and finish it to the letter within 30 days.Whizzfiddle is beside himself with angst. He's old, grumpy, tired, and rather fond of avoiding anything even remotely resembling work. At the same time, failure would force him to consider returning to a life of farming. It's a daunting thought.Sadly, it gets worse. Whizzfiddle has been doing magical quests for so many years that everything has grown ...
