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Christmas Inc.: A Politically Incorrect Tale of What Happens When Santa Goes Public
Pendelton Wallace
ASIN: B00GUSU4HA
Publisher: Victory Publishing
Pages: 237

Warning: This is not a children’s book. Exposure to children under 12-years old may cause child to stop believing in Santa Claus or take a cynical view of Christmas.What would happen if Santa decided to go public and sell shares of Christmas on the NASDAQ?The Wall Street Journal called it “the biggest IPO (Initial Public Offering) since Facebook.”But, with the influx of capital comes a host of problems. Now Christmas Inc. comes under public scrutiny. Santa must report to the stockholders and stockholders want to see a profit. When the economy collapses and Christmas Inc. is in danger of bankruptcy, the Government deems Christmas Inc. “too big to fail.” Santa must accept a government bailout. With the bailout comes increased regulation.So how does Santa solve his problems? He does what every other major CEO does: cut costs. First, he hires illegal burros from Mexico to pull his sleigh. ...
Amazon Rating:
3.5 stars from 21 ratings