Romeo Oscar Tango
ASIN: B00H1W6TSC
Publisher: unknown
Pages: 489
Remember that unbelievably nice guy from Sleepless in Seattle? What if he screwed up – and married the fiendishly evil Daughter of Dracula? Just what would the poor devil do?
Desperate-for-love super schnook Harold Horowitz unleashes every arrow in the arsenal of romance to win the heart of his fiendishly evil wife Evelyn; yet his only reward is bigger and bitchier bombshells of abuse. Yet he soldiers on. “It’s Got to be Love!” he proclaims with increasing conviction. “Why else would I put up with her?”
At long last, a happily-married stranger offers Harold a single, sinfully expensive ray of hope: a magical long-hidden secret, guaranteed to instantly transform Evelyn from shrieking shrew into sexy submissive saint, the perfect loving wife he’s always yearned for….