Thomas Davidson
ASIN: B00HLV94O4
Publisher: Time Twisted Tales
Pages: 114
FRANKENSTEIN: SPERM DONOR DAREDEVILSeven Exposés, Warnings, Essays, Reports & Stories (for connoisseurs of bad behavior). These pieces appeared in MudRock: Stories & Tales, All Things Crime, Booktrack, and my nightmares with a laugh track.QUESTION: When does one officially become a connoisseur of bad behavior? On the day following the weary realization that you cannot stop, reduce, or even put a dent into the rising tide of crude or criminal conduct. It's a global pandemic, a meltdown of good manners. A tsunami of terrible tantrums. And the tidal wave is roaring toward you. You are a sentinel on civilization's shore, arms raised, stamping your feet in the sand and screaming, "Stop the sh*t--behave!" Alas. Here comes a thundering 900-foot wall of water exploding with sharks, sea snakes, piranhas, barracuda, torpedo rays and crocodiles. Good luck. Surf's up! The transition from "moralist ...