Andrew Heaton
ASIN: B00HSE9OZI
Publisher: Last House Standing
Pages: 256
Why do aliens travel thousands of light years just to vandalize cornfields? Would it hurt your feelings if UFO’s abducted your friends but not you? What, exactly, are extraterrestrials doing with cows? In this paranormal comedy about alien abductions a motley cast discovers just how and why Earth fits into the greater galaxy. Frank doesn’t believe in aliens, and is scrambling to come up with logical reasons he keeps waking up in different states with his pants on backwards. His sister Hillary spots what appears to be a friend from college, but the man insists they have never met before. So do the next two doppelgangers she encounters. When one of these strange doubles tries to kidnap Frank, they must piece together how a serial killer, an extraterrestrial romance, and Frank’s intergalactic colonoscopies connect to a larger alien plot. And by doing so discover that aliens are just as ...