Oliviae Hartnell
ASIN: B00J22FGKG
Publisher: unknown
Pages: 165
"How long have you been dead for?"
"About five hours."
Harold Zynsky is one of America's most loved Talk Show Hosts. He's funny, he tours America with his Stand Up Show in his off-season and he's at the height of his career. He's not so bad looking, either. Last year Harold was attacked by a Zombie walking home drunk after a party.
Now, in this exclusive biography, Harold has decided to clear a few things up: rumours are running rife and the media is accusing him of spreading lies about his status as a zombie. If he's dead, why is he still producing stand up shows? Why can he speak and think like a normal person and not attack humans on sight?
Harold reveals his time that he spent at the notorious El Perez State Facility for Zombies, trying to keep his his career and family together while his limbs fall off.
Oliviae Hartnell has spent hours interviewing members of Harold's ...