ASIN: B00JDSJY9I
Publisher: Amazon.com Services LLC
Pages: 33
Running on nothing but a busted heart, a potty mouth and the blinking cursor on a screen, Shem uses her latest breakup and a laptop as free therapy.After unexpectedly being inducted into the hall of singledom by her closeted girlfriend (the girl she probably should never have fallen for) and urged by a friend to stop crying and start writing, Shem takes to penning the do’s and don’ts of trying to move on from an ex but still failing miserably. This short non-fiction narrative presents a collection of rambling romantic faux pas backed up with zero scientific research, just outlandish statements! “Recently I read a quote by American musician Frank Ocean, which said: ‘If someone breaks your heart, just punch them in the face. Seriously, punch them in the face, and go get ice cream.’ I instantly fell in love with this, as it captured exactly how I felt after the self-pity and dramatic ...
