ASIN: B00JMSE9AI
Publisher: Amazon Digital Services LLC
Pages: 110
Statuses that have been written and shared for my friends and personally for my own interest. I decided to share these as a memoir to reveal the world. It’s disgustingly disturbing, unnecessary profanity, strange, offensively for the offensive, and something totally different. Warning, it's not for everyone as the humor can be cruel. “That status I wrote is brilliant and it gave me an idea. Why not release a book, a book that contains all my Facebook statuses. MY FACEBOOK STATUSES BY CARLOS ENRIQUE! New York Times said, "IT'S AMAZINGLY SAD AND PATHETIC!". Chicago Times said, "CAN SOMEONE FIND THIS ASSHOLE A JOB!". And Turkey Hill says, "THIS ISN'T ABOUT ICE CREAM".”“Feel bad for the little children tomorrow at the park for dealing with my naked body. It's going to be hair, hair everywhere! Means I'm playing basketball shirtless so these kids are going to have nightmares. MOMMY IS THAT A ...
