Marcus Lambert
ASIN: B00KF6PVR6
Publisher: Amazon Digital Services LLC
Pages: 195
Christians, you have a new savior. Don't worry. This one's Jewish too.And his name is Ralph Pincus.Ralph joins forces with an evangelical sorcerer and a noble vampire in order to save the world. The reluctant trio must learn the truth before time runs out: Why does destiny's invitation sound like the garbled death rattle of a child murderer? What is the secret shame of all good vampires? How can a viable online revenue stream for zombies be exploited? Why are all the sorrows of the world contained in the single tear of a gay unicorn?All those questions and more will be answered as a Jewish guy saves Christmas. Warning: This book contains sexually explicit content and graphic language. It is not intended to be read by anyone under the age of 18.