ASIN: B00KJ69QIW
Publisher: Twitter link
Pages: 253
Johnny Freak Show is in a fix (well, several fixes really) and his friends aren’t helping. Try as he might, that teenage Holy Grail (i.e., the getting of the leg over)? Well, it just isn’t happening. Starting in school, and then over time escalating to the pub, his luck remains consistently dire. Beer helps initially of course, but in the end serves merely to deaden the pain of his perpetual disappointment. Will he prevail, ultimately? Or is he destined to live the life of a reluctant Eunuch? Accompany Johnny as he wallows through the personal minefield of ignominy that defines his very existence. Experience with him the horror of involuntary erectile 'situations' and ginormous exploding carbuncles. See how a dastardly linguistic affliction conspires to muddy his amorous waters at the eleventh hour. Observe how he arrives at the eventual conclusion, that Rock Star Demi Gods are, when ...
