ASIN: B00L24RGFU
Publisher: Amazon Digital Services LLC
Pages: 86
Vacantville can be found a little to the north of…no, rather, it’s to the south of…or maybe it’s actually situated to the east of….Well, suffice it to say, Vacantville doesn’t appear on any maps. Not even the people who make maps know that it exists, it’s so small and insignificant. And because it’s not on the maps, it’s not very well known to anyone else either. But yes, it exists, and as its name indicates, it’s a village that is almost deserted. The city is governed by a wealthy nobleman named Lord Tracinio, although the majority of Vacantville’s citizens call him “Lord Chubbinio.” I suppose you can imagine why. Yes, Lord Tracinio wasn’t a thin man but a short and pudgy one. The servants who lived with him in the castle said that whenever Lord Tracinio ran, he was slowed by his pompous behind dragging on the ground. To be fair, they weren’t necessarily wrong: Lord Tracinio was the ...
