Iam Funee
ASIN: B00M36JWXA
Publisher: Iam Funee
Pages: 40
This is a work of humor.Mother Nature, who likes to pass herself off as the mistress of merriment, is actually the maddening, misleading, monster of menstruation. If you’re married long enough one day you’ll ask “who kidnapped my wife and replaced her with this moody stranger?” The answer is Mother Nature herself. The metamorphosis does not happen over night. It can take years during a stage called perimenopause.What is perimenopause? It’s like going to a scary movie and having to watch a preview of the horrors you’re about to experience. Actually, your wife does the experiencing, and she is not afforded the dignity of going through this hell in private. You get to watch as she relives the nightmare of her teenage years which includes changing hormones causing: night sweats, itchy skin, mood swings, weight fluctuations, and zits. Plus she still gets to enjoy all the pleasantries of her ...