Lia London
ASIN: B00M9O0N52
Publisher: Amazon Digital Services LLC
Pages: 36
Meet Princess Penelope, a wispy-haired, wise-cracking vegetarian who has no desire to hang out with all the gossips-in-waiting. Her father, King Abnegolde, would love to be rid of her so he can get back to his taxidermy hobby.Meet Prince Bumblesmutch, a thick-necked, slow-tongued gourmet pastry chef who longs to escape a life of hunting and back-slapping jokefests that require him to speak. His father, King Boarsbane plans to marry him off as profitably as possible.But though the prince and princess start out as pawns in this fairy tale, when they solicit the help of a magical mouse wizard, they find hope in a wish ... if they can figure out what they really want and are willing to fight for it!This is not your daughter's Disney princess story. It's more for the princess who stores her tiara beside her smartphone and her car keys. A silly, laugh-out-loud short read perfect for dentist ...