Simon A. Broadbent
ASIN: B00MSL1QGG
Publisher: unknown
Pages: 218
“Due to humanity’s continued apathy towards homosexual sex, your residence has been randomly selected for incineration.Board of MoralityHeaven”Heaven is right there. Right over there. So when Patrick's house is burnt down, he decides to write a polite but firm letter of complaint to God, and deliver it himself. The resulting journey will be difficult, confusing, and ultimately a little bit silly.Meanwhile, the angelic Head of Marketing has some new initiatives to get people really excited about Heaven again, using fresh new ideas, wow factor, and an array of whiteboard pens.Sgt. David Cosh would really like everyone to stop arguing with each other long enough for him to have a quick smoke, and maybe a sausage...