Clifford James Hayes
ASIN: B00NBEVGHI
Publisher: www.hayesdesign.co.uk
Pages: 76
Fans of quirky, irreverent humour will squeal with delight at The Ugly Mermaid’s aquatic adventure! ‘Why have the undersea gods forsaken me so, and left me with a face that’s as lumpy as a toad’s back? Why do my arms look like fat, tattooed saveloy sausages? What terrible, shameful thing have I done to end up this way, with my bristly belly of lard and facial jelly-moles the size of jellyfish? Why do my boobs droop like a seal’s flippers, and why are my jowls so bearded and stubbly? I only want to be beautiful! I only want to be loved!’ ... Join The Ugly Mermaid on a perilous undersea adventure like no other, as she struggles to break the terrifyingly evil Witch-Queen of the Abyss’s cruel curse.