ASIN: B00OS8JW90
Publisher: Scott F Neve
Pages: 17
"You are gathered here to study HUMANITIES!" spoke the professor with the charm of a gargoyle. "Keep your mouths shut unless I ask for an answer."For the next two and a half hours, he showed an endless stream of evidence. It was his masterful opinion that the human race was capable of nothing more than war, death, and destruction. Its final demise was inevitable and certain. None of his students dared raise a hand or cock an eyebrow to oppose him.The tedium was becoming rapidly boring. So he scanned the mundane names on the class list. One stood out above the rest, because it was famous and so outrageously comical."Mr. Manatee, would you care to give your opinion on the subject at hand? Surely as a prodigy of missionary parents, you must know more than your classmates. Please stand at the front of the class, so we can clearly hear your objective rebuttal to my flawless evidence against ...
