ASIN: B00SDS3260
Publisher: Bramblevine Press
Pages: 240
Bigfoot, the Horrible is a collection of the best Red Burtley mysteries, adventures and other shorts.There are seven short stories in all.Bigfoot, the Horrible is about Red Burtley dispelling rumors about Bigfoot in the Adirondack mountains.Selected Excerpts:Office Politics and the Missing Attaché Case: “Aren’t you going to wash your hands?” Hulce asked me as we both left the bathroom at the same time. “No, should I?” I asked, confused by his query. “Yes, if you use the toilet, you should always wash your hands.” “But I didn’t take a shit,” I said. “So what? You should wash your hands.” “But I didn’t touch my nether regions. I was at the urinal.” “That is your nether regions. That’s—” “I meant to say my undercarriage. I didn’t touch my undercarriage, so I don’t need to wash my hands.” “Same thing.” “Okay, sphincter. How’s that? Can I say sphincter?” “Yes.” “Well, I didn’t ...
