ASIN: B00U4XEVXU
Publisher: 16 Overlook Press
Pages: 27
Mary is having uncontrolable urges . . . . . .Governor Mary Brown is NOT gay. In fact, she has sponsored no less than four pieces of legislation that the LGBT community has passionately called “Unapologetically Bigoted.” However, once every full moon, this conservative icon, like many others, becomes “infected” with the unnatural desires of . . . the gay!!! What is an upstanding, morally superior, Red-Blooded American to do when overtaken by overwhelming homosexual urges?Welcome to the Rainbow Ranch! We specialize in creating a safe, secure environment where conservative straight people can find a sanctuary in which to become wild, free-range homosexuals. Here they can act out their deepest, most secret longings without fear of public discovery. There's always room for more, so if you're a heavily conservative straight person struggling with homosexual urges, come on down to the Ranch ...
