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HEY DOORMAN: twenty-two true tales of an uncommon bouncer in los angeles
Haji Outlaw
ASIN: B00UB3JZ1G
Publisher: Amazon.com Services LLC
Pages: 69

Larry David, Richard Pryor, Kenny Powers...now Haji Outlaw.Acclaimed writer, Haji Outlaw, goes under his pen name of John P. Kildemm to chronicle the Worst of Humanity as Seen in the Night Life of LAMister Kildemm chronicles the night life in the City of Angels as only he can, in the second installment of the hit Amazon short-read, Hey Doorman. Have you ever wanted to get a raw and unfiltered look into the often worst of humanity, that inhabits Los Angeles, California? Then this is the book for you. Terms to be coined from here on out due to this book are as follows: unfamiliar gum, you're-going-to-go-home-and-masturbate-to-this-look eyes, HeliCop, and I-like-you-so-much-here's-a-second-vagina.As Jerry Seinfeld once said, "I'm sure he's having a good laugh over this with his doorman buddies."
Amazon Rating:
4 stars from 27 ratings