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Write Rubbish Repeat - A Writers Checklist of 40 Utterly Worthless & Frighteningly Dangerous Self Publishing Guidelines
Jack Offonew, Derek Doepker, Buck Flogging, Von Money, Rick Smith, Matt Stone
ASIN: B012HZC5AS
Publisher: Jack Offonew
Pages: 95

Imagine 6 of the best authorities on self-publishing got together......And put together a slurry of shit that helped nobody!A book so appalling, that to act upon even one of the strategies inside, would be to write your self-publishing career's death warrant.Yes, with this premium guide, you too can join the legions of stupid bastards who fail to sell a single copy of their sorry excuse for a book each and every month!Here's a small taster of the unfathomable garbage you'll be subjected to on the inside:Rick Smith: How to publish on CreateSpace, and then have sex with your audience... in groups if you wish!Matt Stone: Get noticed and sell your books to the average stupid person via social media.Von Money: How to steal extra money from your customers, from right inside your book!Derek Doepker: How to annoy, offend and completely disgust potential readers.Buck Flogging: Why the term "My ...
Amazon Rating:
4.5 stars from 31 ratings