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Icabod Hoodwinkle
ASIN: B013PDD25S
Publisher: Amazon Digital Services LLC
Pages: 51

Icabod Hoodwinkle was born in a gas cloud on the other side of our galaxy and arrived on this planet in 1947 with the Roswell Greys. Taking on the outward appearance of a two foot high hamster, he quickly realised that the human race in their physical form were, are and always will be a very strange bunch. With that in mind, he set about penning his master piece. ‘Bla Bla Bla’ is an exceptional; nay, a monumental desecration of the written word which violates all the literary laws in such a way, it staggers the soul…THE perfect gift for that one person in your life who will just not shut up.
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