Johnny Heisenberg
ASIN: B0170NHDS6
Publisher: unknown
Pages: 21
Gallagher, a struggling and overworked farmer is visited by the Department of Mindfulness Diversity and Equality Task Force and informed that the statistical make-up of his workforce – himself and his two sons – don’t meet the required Diversity and Equality expectations.“The working population of this farm is one hundred percent Caucasian, Mr Gallagher. All three workers, including yourself, are of a Christian denomination. None of you are disabled, registered deaf or blind, or have learning difficulties. You are all male. On paper, Mr Gallagher, this all looks very bad.”So begins a nightmare of modern bureaucracy, where Gallagher is forced to sack one of his sons, interview unsuitable job applicants and make numerous changes to the farm to cater for any eventuality. A stinging critique of modern life and the unnecessary complications wrought by people trying to do the ‘right’ ...