ASIN: B017J3UCKS
Publisher: Amazon Digital Services LLC
Pages: 189
‘Big hair, bad taste. You'll love it.’,True love is about to be turned on its head and rudely assaulted in this off the wall satire of romantic fiction. Meet Emily Spankhammer, stunning Southern Belle on the hunt for true love together with her spirit guide, Sparkle, a licentious and mostly invisible pink unicorn. A master class in innuendo, parody and the savage abuse of clichés, 9 Lovers for Emily Spankhammer is like Barbara Cartland on acid.‘A genius parody of bad romantic novels topped with glitter drivel. Ridiculous and utterly hilarious.’ ‘Crazy story that meanders its own path as if it's quite sane. It's not.’ ‘A masterclass in innuendo… what's not to enjoy?’ ‘When I read this line "Emily's father was the sort of old school parent who would have been described as "uptight" by the Pakistan Taliban" I knew I was going to be entertained and I wasn't wrong.’ ‘If you are looking for ...
