Jon Hinchliffe
ASIN: B019UZQR7A
Publisher: unknown
Pages: 279
Dear Earthlings,Hymphry Memebomber here, I was passing on my way to the HEC, the Harraakerngv Eating Contest, which is being held at the Lhandgloow restaurant in the Junnew star system, if you are interested. It's not far, only a couple of Hyperbubble jumps away, there's a Hyperbubble not far from your own star system which is why I was passing. I thought I would pop by for a few orbits, until my own Hyperbubble jump slot is available, to try to warn you, as you don't seem to have noticed, like most worlds, that yours has been taken over by space pirates. THEY, altered your ancestors, Jesus Christ's team, befell your planet roughly 2,000 orbits ago.THEY, certain your ancestors see them as gods, deceived just like Europeans with South Americans. THEY, equivocated your ancestors reality, fabricating the birth of the world.THEY, gashed your ancestors limited minds, hacked heinously by the ...