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RigorMortie: A tale of murder, sex, second-hand coffins, and a whole lot of stupid people (told as offensively as possible).
Dick and December Bouvier
ASIN: B01AAQVTAI
Publisher: Amazon.com Services LLC
Pages: 263

A tale of murder, sex, second-hand coffins and a whole lot of stupid people (told as offensively as possible), RigorMortie has developed a cult following for its outrageous, "don't-drink-anything-while-you're-reading-because-you'll-spit-it-out-on-your-shirt" humor, obnoxious characters, and the authors' unmitigated dislike of most American institutions. In their first literary effort since a failed attempt to claim copyright ownership of The Bible, authors Dick and December Bouvier serve up a story that romps like a kid in a cupcake factory. Trapped under a dead 400-pound car salesman, a young woman's struggle to survive opens the door to a world of remorseless urine bombings, sticky Hitler puppets, and a religious fringe group devoted to military-style Catholicism, "poppin' bands" and "putting the Jesus back in Christ." Average Review: 4.7 of 5 stars!I FOUND THE PSYCHOPATHIC CHARACTER ...
Amazon Rating:
5 stars from 38 ratings