John Martin
ASIN: B01F34P7H8
Publisher: Amazon
Pages: 197
I DROVE THE GETAWAY TROLLEY AT THE TEDDY BEARS' PICNIC . . .They say confession is good for the soul -- and has John Martin got some things to confess! He also knows where the bodies are buried the time the story of Jack and the Jellybean Stalk came about. The collection contains 51 true (well almost true, probably slightly embellished) stories from John Martin's years of parenting a toddler.Better known these days as a funny mystery novelist, Martin cut his teeth on his son cutting his teeth. He takes a light-hearted look at some serious issues, including childbirth, nappies, circumcision, pets, religion, Santa Claus and learning on occasions to cope without mummy. Until a father can wipe his baby son's piddle off his chin, he can't call himself a man. At least, that's what he tells himself.