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Luke Ruggenberg
ASIN: B01IJE3FVY
Publisher: Amazon.com Services LLC
Pages: 153

Too many innocent souls have stepped on the poorly-placed rake that is Gardening. If you picked up this book, chances are it's already too late for you. But if it hasn't yet smacked you in the face, put down the trowel, take off the vest, and join reluctant horticulturist Luke Ruggenberg as he ticks off twenty hilarious reasons to get out of the garden while you still can. Here you can suffer the existential angst of the perfect pruners, hop in a limo as paparazzi hound the celebrity gardener, try your best to “Name … That … Plant!”, endure a slapstick visitation from the dreaded Green Reaper, or take a trip to the gardeners-only Emergency Room. Discover just how bad an idea playing with plants really is … and why one man does it anyway.
Amazon Rating:
4.5 stars from 86 ratings