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Eric Duck
ASIN: B01J6POI7K
Publisher: Amazon.com Services LLC
Pages: 668

Hey you. Don't open this book if you don't like raunchy puns, sly flirting and devilish quips, cause this book is STUFFED to the rafters with 'em. Eric Duck has scoured the world for the cheesiest, dirtiest, meanest and CREEPIEST pickup lines available and gathered them all here for your reading pleasure. Organized by type, gender and level of sexual come-on, these lines are a great addition to your game bag for a night out or a perfect read while you're safe at home. Whether you're with friends right now and laugh over the ridiculous lines that the opposite sex has to offer, or you're a serious go-getter looking to score some new material, I'm sure you'll find what you're looking for inside these well-worn pages. Here are some examples of the treasure within:Just Your Average:Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. Your number isn’t in it.Dirty:The only reason I would kick you out ...
Amazon Rating:
4 stars from 8 ratings