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JB Trepagnier
ASIN: B01MPWC4OF
Publisher: Amazon.com Services LLC
Pages: 18

Sometimes, reali life news is too strange to pass up poking fun atRush Limbaugh recently did a radio show that President Obama was paying lesbians to become farmers to infiltrate rural areas for some nefarious purpose. Jeb thinks his farm is safe, way out where he lives, at least for the next year or so while he comes up with a plan to drive the invading lesbians out when they do show up.Jeb was not expecting the lesbians to arrive on fifteen-foot-high Clydesdales with demon red eyes and a cow named Anne Boleyn. Will the lesbians run Jeb out of business and steal his wife, who sometimes has opinions as he fears? What do these lesbians want?
Amazon Rating:
4.5 stars from 14 ratings