Dixie J. Whitted
ASIN: B0714PG3Q4
Publisher: Amazon.com Services LLC
Pages: 124
If you enjoy "gallows humor" and/or wordplay, this is filled with over 200 lethal limericks and punny poems, along with some cute quirky cartoons, all with a mystery twist. Don't miss the particularly peculiar chapters on Lizzie Borden and Sherlock Holmes. Includes a special bonus feature - the short story "The Adventure of the Stainless Spinster."Some samples of the sinister stanzas:AX HER NO QUESTIONSAbbie's chores in the guest room were licit:Cleaning up after Uncle John's visit.But she wasn't alone--Came her stepdaughter's tone:"Mrs. Borden..." "Well, Lizzie, what is it?"NEVER TEASE THE COOKPretty Penelope PlowderIs ladylike if you don't crowd her.Her fiancé JackDropped a clam down her back--Don't ask what she put in the chowder.