Gary Wallace Wyatt Donnelly
ASIN: B07FTCGBBK
Publisher: Amazon Digital Services LLC
Pages: 314
In the 1980's, Choose Your Own Adventure books were the thing. Seriously. Well, at least we thought so. You could experience adventures from around the world: Battle Yetis in the Alps! Foil grave robbers in Egypt! Experience the weird science of the Antimatter Universe! Fly around the world in a balloon and shit! Hell, these books taught us what writing in the "second person" even meant. How many books can inspire a useless writing convention?!With this heady heritage in mind, we set out to write an interactive fiction book for "adults". This last word is in quotes being that you are clearly NOT an adult if you are even contemplating re-living this genre. Let's be honest, adults don't read Choose Your Own Adventure books. They just don't. They read uppity shit like The Goldfinch or titty-lating turds like Fifty Shades of Grey. If this is you, please take a pass on our book so ...