ASIN: B07MWDZ665
Publisher: Solus
Pages: 241
If you enjoy doing nothing very much, then Orc School is probably the ideal place for you. Lessons consist mainly of listening to what the teacher has to say, no matter how boring it is – and trying to stay awake.Staying awake in orc classes is VERY IMPORTANT! Young orclings who fall asleep during lessons end up as school dinners. Discipline is straightforward. There are no detentions and no canes – and nobody ever has to clear litter from the playground, because there aren’t any playgrounds. And, in the entire history of Orc School, no-one has ever been sent to the Principal’s office. This probably sounds too good to be true – and that’s because it is.There is only one punishment in Orc School: death. Death for being late for lessons, death for talking in class, death for all sorts of things.There are, in fact, 137 separate offences for which an offending orcling might lose their life ...
